Ladies of Sussex & Oxford Write to Sir Keir Starmer, Leader of Her Majesties' Opposition & His Advisors during his First Year in Office. Alas! Their Helpful & Well-Intentioned Advice is Ignored...
Over the Course of the Last Year, we two Polite & Conscientious Ladies, provided our Advice in Private in the Vaine Hope that it would be Listened to. Sadly, this was Not to Be & the Results appear to be Speaking for Themselves...
With Little Joy, the Ladies Sit in Miserable Vindication This Morning, Sipping Our Tea & Wondering What Now? Clearly there is No More Point in Writing, But Perhaps Others Might be More Persuadable...
Consequently, on the 8th Day of May 2021, we will be Publishing our Correspondence here, in the Sincere Hope that the Leader, His Advisors & Others in the Party, will Consider that A Change of Course is a Moral & Pragmatic Imperative.
Madame Sussex & Madam Oxford.